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Brazil 2002 Part One
Banana life in the banana pits can get you down sometimes...
"Oh God..... SIGH!!!"
Flavio has to make his money somewhere...
Selling cheap sunglasses to tourists
"That'll be 2 bucks for the quality glasses!"
"But i can't see a thing?"
"See, i told you they're quality!"
Interview from pygama hell...
"The viewers back at home would like to know, what's it like dressed as a prat in pygamas?"
"Er... i could ask you the very same question!"
Some cars are bad while others are just sickening...
"Oh god i think i'm gonna be sick again! BLEEEAAARRRRGGGG!!!!"
Spot the dog get new sponsors...
Disney!!!
"Ok Mary Poppins we're ready when you are!"
Some drivers are just unlucky...
Ruby on the other hand is cursed.
"Shit, i think i've just troden in something!"
Team toycar really know how its done...
make your drivers really work for their money and hold their own f*cking umbrellas the lazy bastards!
"Hey my arm's getting tired!"
"What do you want us to do about it? use your other one and when that gets tired use your feet, then wing it from there!"
Someone gets a bad case of McReligion...
"I've been thinking of taking my McVows and becoming a McNun" Sister Kimi
"What brought this on?"
"Well i had a religious McExperience" Sister Kimi
"Don't tell me, ron took you in his McOffice and then you saw the McLight?"
"Er yeah that's it!" Sister Kimi
"Look kid, everyone that goes in rons office for a McBollocking sees stars... mainly because as you walk in norby hits you round the head with a McGolf club!"
"But i saw McAngels, they came and touched me!" Sister Kimi
"Oh that, that was just newey and DC going through your McPockets, looking for cash..."
"What!" Sister Kimi
"Yeah, its wrtten into thier McContracts... you know like a McPerk"
"Well i'll be McBuggered!" Sister Kimi
"Er... Funny you should say that!"
"???!!!" Sister Kimi
Tyre given the banana
"Who's your daddy?"
Some people just don't know when to stop...
"Love you too!... Ok you can stop now... hey put me down i'm a married man you know! Look don't make me hit you round the head with my helmet again!!!"
"YAHOO i'm free... i'm free!!!"
"BOING BOING BOING!!!!!!"
Little boy in a toy shop...
"Hey mister i want that!"
"Er what's that then sonny?"
"That, that car there!"
"Sorry son but we only do toycars, not ferraris off the TV!
"But i want one and i want it now!"
"Look, if you're gonna start having a tantrum in my toyshop, i'll have to ask you to leave!"
"Yeah well my daddy's bigger than your daddy and his gonna kick your arse!"
"Looking at you son, i doubt he could reach!"
Ooops they've spotted us!
"Hey i think someone's looking at us!" Eddie
"You know what, you're right!" Nikki
"Shush! play our cards right and we could get lucky!" Eddie
"Is that all you think about?" Nikki
"Well to tell the truth... er yeah!" Eddie
"Tie a knot in it will you and act cool!" Nikki
"What do you think they're thinking?" Eddie
"Probably, look at those two useless old buggers!" Nikki
"Yeah, they maybe also thinking, when oh when is that old fart gonna change his hat!" Eddie
"Yup true... then again they could just be giving me the eye!" Nikki
"What?! who the bloody hell would wanna fuck you?" Eddie
"Shut up! you're starting to sound like the wife!" Nikki
"?!" Eddie
Minardi still over the moon...
":)"
"Go away!"
":)"
"You can stop smiling now!"
":)"
"Look this is gettting really unnerving!"
":)"
"For christ sake! haven't you got something else better to do, than just arse about like a smiling lunatic all day!"
":)"
"Hey are you listenening to me?!"
":).... er sorry mate my face is stuck!.. :)"
"!!!"
There's favours then there's favours...
"Er can i ask you a favour boss?"
"Yeah sure thing, whatever you need i'm your man!"
"Ok i got an itch... can you scratch my arse?"
"?!"
"Hey that tickles... and not so hard!!!"
Some kids just don't know the meaning of no!
"How many times i got to tell you?! come back when you're all grown up and then maybe then we'll lend you a car!"
Wrong turn... somewhere!
"Hey! the bloody toilet's that a ways!"
Flasher caught in rotten egg pits
"Look i'm getting complaints that your getting out your pink piston and waving it around my cars!"
"Er... yeah like so what?!"
"Look don't fucking so what me, do it again and i'll chop it off!!!"
"What you jealous?!"
"No just that you'll scare my cars that's all!"
"Yeah? how come they're not scared of your mini sparkplug then, when you do it?!"
"Er... don't worry about me.... er... they're used to it... er... size isn't everything!"
"Yeah? i've heard that lame excuse before!"
Strange noises in the paddock...
"What the hell?!"
"Hey what is that god awful noise?!"
"Damn!"
"???!!!"
"Shit!!! there it goes again!"
"Hello? Hello?! Sorry can't see what the hell it is yet!"
"Whoever it is, i wish they'ed just bloody stop it!"
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRP!!!!"
"Jesus christ!!!"
"That's evil!!!"
"I don't know though?... I like it, its fruity!"
"OK! Again!"
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRP!!!!"
"Can i have that to go?"
"Sure thing! how would you like that?"
"Extra spicy, double pepperoni, plenty of chili and don't spare the mustard!!!"
"PAAARP-PARRRP-PPP-PARRRP-PPP-PARRRP-PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRP!!!!"
Shumy's mad...
Someone stole his trousers!!!
"OK posse let's ride!" Shumy
"Yeeeharrr!"
"Are we gonna have a linchin?"
"Only if it turns out to be monty!" shumy
A McBald head...
Only a mother could love!
"Come here son and McMummy will give you a big wet kiss!"
Nikki proves he's a showman...
"Gottle of gear... Gottle of gear!" Nikki doing his ventriloquist act
"Er doesn't eddie mind having your hand up his ass?!" Flavio
McTime equals McMoney in Mclaren efficiencey drive...
DC leaves his head to do the McPress conference, while his McBody does other things more important... supossedly
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