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Crazy Headlines 1
DC sports radical new haircut...
Retro 50's Beehive
"Look at the size of my comb, but just wait till you see my dress!"
Shumy visits local zoo...
And feeds caged monkeys in Mclaren pits
"Hey!? Ron give back that bag of peanuts... you're supposed to share it
with the rest of the team!"
Mikka signs...
Blank cheque, as Ron forces Mikka to pay for his win
"F*cking tight bastard!" Mikka thinking
In a dog eat dog world...
You could easily lose the shirt off your back
"Keep losing and your's is next, I've already got JV's and Panis's"
Mr Honda
Team Banana take an alternative approach...
Camp Racing
"Ooooh that bi*ch has gone faster than me, wait till I get my hands on
him, I'll scratch his eyes out!"
Newey told the bitter truth...
He's bald, really really bald and it won't come back
"Face it you're a slaphead, you're as smooth as the back of my hand!"
Mikka
Darth Irvine turns to the darkside...
And uses the Force
"OK! OK! I will get the car right!" mechanic choking
Why shout at someone who doesn't want to listen...
Specially someone who doesn't want to listen with earplugs in
"Le car is merde!"
"???"
However hard you try...
No matter what the boss tells you, thought control will not make a crap car
go any faster
New radical helmet intake...
Attempts to raise driver intelligence
Too close for comfort...
Ron sneaks a pre race kiss
"See you in the shower later" Ron
"Ok!" DC
Ruby denies reports...
That he watches too much TV
Tyre hair fashion...
The centre parting
Mr Plastic...
About to cry
Irvine eyes up the competition...
"I can drink that better than you... not that I'm thirsty, but I could!"
Irvine
DC gets visor cleaned...
The old fashioned way, a little bit of spit and polish.
"Not so much of the spit next time.. OK!?" DC
Never forget...
Your valuables
"This f*cking radio is the only thing worth stealing in this pile of junk"
Pre race nerves...
Can get out of hand... literally
"You've got a really serious nail biting problem dude." JV
"Yeah, keep racing like you have been and I'll be down to my elbow by the
end of the race!" Mechanic
DC's radical weight loss program...
Goes horribly horribly wrong
Never one to do things by halves...
Montoya picks both nostrils simultaneously.
"Dear Baby Jesus let me find a nice big green one"
Problems of the too much yellow kind...
"I think we've really over done it this time, I'm starting to go colour
blind!"
No matter how hard you try to ignore things...
Sometimes the only thing left is radical brain surgery
"I don't care what Prost says, I can't take anymore of this crap car!"
Alesi forcing a pencil into his brain
Ralf has come along way since joining Williams...
He's learnt to give the double V fingers, the good old fashioned English way
Not again...
Prost mechanics can't help but throw up every time they get near the car.
"Do you mind, I'm nearly upto my neck in it" Alesi
"Sorry... Can't help it... Watchout here I go again... BLLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG!!!!"
Mechanic
