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Crazy Headlines 14
Prost Hits Fan!!!
"It is with great regret that i have to say..."
"Merde!"
"Merde!"
"Merde!"
"Merde!"
"Merde!"
"Merde!"
"Merde!"
"MERDE!!!... thank you. Er.. can anyone give me a lift home?"
The Continuing Adventures Of Mikka
mikka decorates house...
only the west wallpaper of course
mikka victim in shock theft...
norby questioned in daylight food robbery
"i'm telling you, the pizza was right here officer..." mikka
mikka wins woking church raffle...
"just smile and pretend you like the prize for the cameras" vicar
"crap! i thought i'd seen the last of this piece of junk! maybe if i leave
it by the bins, the trashmen will do me a bloody favour and cart it away!"
mikka
mikka starts new career as club magician...
"and for my next trick, the table will vanish before your very eyes...
er just bare with me for a moment, while my lovely assistant Ronnetta walks
about you and individually pokes you in the eyes... Hey Presto! its McMagic!"
mikka
mikka presents prize...
"don't look so f*cking happy, its only a seat spring off a Lada!"
mikka
Panis Pets Porpoises...
"ahhh ain't they cute?..."
"boy i love dolphins..."
"aren't they just adourable?..."
"i could pet them all day..."
"who could say no to a face like this?..."
"here dolphy dolphy..."
"come to papa..."
"got some nice fish for you..."
"on the end of a hook!!!"
"oh sh*t! I'm getting out of here!"
"is that a dolphin between your legs, or are you just pleased to see me?"
