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Crazy Headlines 2
Someone always ends up footing the bill...
"Ron said its your turn to pay for the drinks" McDude
"That tight bastard! It's always my f*cking turn!" DC
Seriously blind date...
"Will you respect me in the morning?" Tyre
"Who knows baby... who knows" Dude
Mclaren genetic experiment...
Mikka claims two heads are better than one
Team Banana freak accident...
Ross Kemp over tightens own nuts
Desperate times call for desperate measures...
"Dear Baby Jesus can you please get me out of here, before I get sold off
with the rest of the spare parts"
Team Snot leaves bad taste in Irvine's mouth...
"That's the last time I lick anything that's been in Nikki's mouth"
Ron picks on Mikka...
"Hey look what I just found up my nose!" Ron
"Yes I know, now please go away!" Mikka
Jaguar solve on-going pest problem...
They turn him into a fly trap
Team Banana opt for copy cat brain op...
"I prescribe a pencil to the brain, then all your problems will just go
away... well sort of... Eddie will still be here of course" Dr Banana
Young meets old...
"Hello little boy" Mikka
"Shut up loser" The Kid
One time too many...
Angry staff corner a slippery customer. While in Oz, Ron gets caught trying
to sneak out without paying.
"Er... I was just going to get my wallet... I left it back in woking...
I swear on my mother's life... Oh yeah sh*t I forgot" Ron
Man caught humping tyre...
"Did the earth move for you too baby?" Dude
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz!" Tyre fast asleep
Montoya interviewed...
Behind bars
Pray for a miracle...
"Dear Baby Jesus please let Ron see the light" Shumy
"He already has, well sort of, ever heard of the pits of hell?" Baby
Jesus
Hold on to your seats...
Or heads in this case
"Thank god for that, I thought I lost it there for a minute" Ruby
Ron picks on DC too...
"I found this huge green thing stuck up my nose... wanna look?" Ron
"Ron, it's what's left of your brain" DC
Stomach pump anyone...
"Please excuse me, I have something stuck between my teeth" Norby
"Yeah, half a dozen pizzas by the look of it" Ralf
Mikka lets rip...
With deafening fart
Saint Spot...
The patron saint of acne
Nikki explains...
The short falls of getting old
Always remember to wash your hands before a meal...
"This jar of peanuts taste like sh*t" Mikka
"Those ain't peanuts, that's Ron's booger collection!" DC
Montoya learns the hard way...
Never pick your nose with a fist
Mclaren increase horse power...
By adding one more car pusher
Some people really love Montoya...
Enough to wrap a baseball bat around his head
When all other modes of communication fail...
Resort to the bare basics
"JV you can stop now, I think Pollock got the message"
Newey shows Mikka how it's really done...
And drops a monsterous sub-bass demolition fart
"There you go!" Newey
"Er... Yeah but I've lost most of my fillings" Mikka
Sauber have their own particular way of pulling out all the stops...
Farting on one leg for added power
"Hold onto your hair dudes, here it comes!"
One way to wipe the smile off DC's smug face is to...
Simply show him his car... the other is to show him his pay cheque
