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Crazy Headlines 4
It's my birthday and I'll spit if I want to...
"CHOMP CHOMP!" Ralf wolfing down cake
"Hey can I have some before it all finishes?" Shumy
"Hey thanks for forgiving me about the last race" Shumy
"No Hard feelings?" Shumy
"That's OK big brother, I just spat in your cake" Ralf
"?!" Shumy
The McBlues Brothers...
"Ok You steal the Ferrari while I pull a gun on them" DC
or,
McMafia internal politics...
"The boss is week, I think its time we make him retire..." DC
or,
"If Ron opens his big mouth again I'll let him have it." DC
or,
"Mikka can I have your autograph?" DC
"NO!" Mikka
or,
"Mikka I've just spotted next years car, I think we should take it out
and shoot it." DC
"Let's just shoot Newey" Mikka
or,
The real secret behind brain fade
"We're the men in grey, just look into this and remember nothing"
DC
or,
"Get your wallet out, looks like Ron's gone and run off without paying
the bill again" Mikka
Shumy tests Son Of Ferrari...
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" Shumy
Forza Minardi... ???
Maybe that should read Forse Minardi Forse
Brain fade continues...
"Er... Mikka you're still in your bloody night-shirt!"
Jordan and Mclaren make plans...
Wedding plans?!!!!
"Will you marry me?" holding out flowers
"Sorry mate, don't fancy having Ron & Norby as f*cking in-laws"
DC Signs autograph...
For his fan... his only fan
"OH hurry up... my pizza is getting cold!" Norby
Is it just me or is there something really sinister about that cheeky smile...
Whatever you do, don't drop the soap near this dude
Sauber practice makes perfect...
One legged farting
"We're gonna keep doing this till you get it right!"
"Do I have to?"
"Yeah! You never know when you'll get the chance to fart in Ron Dennis's
face, it's an opportunity not to be missed!"
Team Spot the Dog victim of practical joke...
Easter bunny swaps driver for chocolate egg.
Young drivers having fun in the pits...
"...4,3,2,1 Coming ready or not!"
Exclusive spy camera shots...
Team Merde power cars with huge elastic bands
Smiling through life's hardships can be hard at times...
Harder still if you've just found a t*rd under your shoe... And almost impossible,
when that t*rd is the car your made to drive for a living.
Tyre playmate of the month...
Sexy little snakeskin number
Tyre Porn...
Hardcore action
Team Snot secret plans...
To tail decoy ambulance and sneak past other drivers.
The rumours are sickenly true...
Shocking photos... Team Snot drivers made to p*ss on cars, before and after
each race... well they're not made to as such... in fact they like too, for
some strange reason.
