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Crazy Headlines 5
The secret life of tyres continues...
On the cold wet plains of Silverstone large groups of tyres huddle together
to keep warm
or,
Common phenomena seen world wide at race meets... female tyres queue up to use
toilets
They seak him here... they seak him there...
They seak him everywhere... the ever illusive blue ninja?! Just who the f*ck
is he?!
To pick or not to pick...
But then left or right finger... and then which nostril first... too many choices.
"Huston I'm about to go in... cover me!"
Eye-Eye...
"These pretend binoculars don't work as good as I remember them from my
childhood... hey I can see right into the McBaldies pits from here... not bad
considering I'm just a yard away."
Tramps for the memory...
"Aaah a young fan" Tramp
"Oh god!.. a beggar" Kid thinks
"I was a champion once" Tramp
"......." Kid
"Did you see me win?" Tramp
"......." Kid
"But that was along time ago" Tramp
"......." Kid
"Do you want my autograph?"
"......." Kid
"Mummy says just ingore them and they'll finaly go away" Kid thinks
McPull!!!
Team McBaldies boys have a little time on their hands and give Ron, Norby and
Newey a real run for their money...
They use them for target practice
"PULL!!!" Both
"Shoot faster they're getting away!" Mikka
"That's OK, leave Norby till last... there's no way you can miss his f*cking
huge arse, no matter how far away he gets!" DC
Ferrari designers inspired by past ideas create a future winner...
well sort of.
"Er.... I think this design is just a little bit too retro lads"
Ferrari are to hold post race investigation...
A case for Mulder and Skully
"Strange?! I'm sure the car was red when I started the race... HEY?! stranger
still my overalls have changed colour too?!"
McCaught Short
"Don't know about you but I really need to take a serious leak" Mikka
"Oh hurry up I need to go bad!" Mikka
"Bloody hell I can't hold it any longer!" Mikka
"Aaaaaaah that's better!" Mikka
"Hey I just done a number one" Mikka
"Hooooraaay Mikka p*sses live on worldwide TV!" Mclaren team
"Thank you! Thank you!!! Ooops I just spilled it down my arm." Mikka
soaking it up
"Yes YES YES!!! Just think of the TV coverage. Hey Ron our sponsors will
lap it up.... Oh sh*t I just put my wet cap back on!"
"Is it me or have the silverstone toilets packed up?" Ruby
"No it's Mikka... he's p*ssed in his cap" Shuey
"What?! Not again!" Ruby
"Yeah, any chance of a champagne shower lads?" Mikka
"What choice do we have, we have to sit right next to you in the press
conference" Shuey
"Keep aiming for the head Ruby, Mikka still stinks of p*ss!" Shuey
"OK, but I think we need a couple more crates!" Ruby
Draconian... Mclaren trophy policy...
With the race only moments over Mikka is surrounded by the clowns in grey...
"Look back off, I haven't even had a chance to kiss my trophy yet, tell
Ron he can go use a f*cking toilet like everyone else." Mikka
Shock... Team Banana fan tanks up on petrol...
Straight to the brain
Horror... Mikka takes it personal
"I've come for my trophy Ron! Just wipe your hairy arse and put it back
in your pants! Now hand it back... Er empty OK!" Mikka
"Can't we talk this over, I'm f*cking mid poop for god's sake!" Ron
on the job
What a Beauty... This months centerfold
Has all the treads in all the right places.
Amazing... Money Bags leaves town...
Smiling all the way to the bank
"I'm in the money, I'm in the money..." Shumy singing while carrying
two huge bags stuffed with cash
Hello... Ralf caught waving...
In a rather funny way???
Well Done... Trulli, Italian National Hero...
And secret Ferrari hitman.
Booyacka!... DJ Brawn gets down...
And lays some heavy tracks for club Ferrari
"Lissssen up! Lissssen up! Ere be some trax selector! Rrrrespect to the
nation! Boooyacka! Boooyacka! Aiiiiii!" DJ RB
Exclusive... Spy camera pictures...
Team Spot The Dog and Team Banana test next years Honda engines
"Yo dude I think we've been taken for a ride!" JV
"Oh shut up and mow the lawn like we've been told" Trulli
Out of this world... Famous racing driver gives birth...
To fully grown hairy man!
TV Focus... Ferrari Mechanics addicted to TV...
As long as its red
"Er... Is the grey dude supposed to win? I thought we were supposed to
be watching our favorite soap, you know the one where that red fella keeps winning?"
Official... Mclaren nearly declare war...
"How go the plans?" The FuhRon
"Well my Fuhrer!" Norby
"Good, good... so the trucks are loaded and ready to roll?" The FuhRon
"Yes my Fuhrer!" Norby
"Good, good... are the soldiers eager?" The FuhRon
"Er what soldiers my Fuhrer?!" Norby
"The soldiers to invade Ferrari, you idiot!" The FuhRon
"Er sorry no soldiers my Fuhrer!" Norby
"What do you mean no soldiers, I gave you the f*cking orders didn't I?!"
The FuhRon
"Orders yes my Fuhrer, but I thought you meant pizza so I ordered 100 truck
loads to go!" Norby
Sad... Team Snot in domestic row...
Irvine's mechanic forced to hitch all the way home.
Shock Photos... Highly repected tyre caught...
Doing porn!
Educational... Team Banana show there's really only one way to buff your
car...
And that's very very very slowly.
Routine Williams pitstop... well almost...
Some joker called in the decorators
"Bish, Bosh, Wallop!" Decorators painting car
"Right! Tea's up!" Chief Gaffer with a kettle
"OI! When are you going to fit the tyres?!" Ralf
"You may well ask, maybe tomorrow, maybe next week, maybe never, you can't
just rush these things, it takes skill" Chief Gaffer sitting on his a*se
reading a paper
Ferrari mechanics talk race tactics..
"I think Shumy's gonna twist my nipples" left mechanic
"I think Shumy's gonna twist my nuts" middle mechanic
"I'm taking no chances" right mechanic
Team Banana practice formation sitting
"Good, good... Now make like a bunch formation" Eddie chief banana
Giant Tic-Tac mystery continues...
"How come everytime Montoya fails to finish, someone rams these giant Tic-Tacs
through our skulls?!" Berger
"Nice and minty though" Mr Moustash
