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Crazy Headlines 6
Mclaren cut corners... and go too far...
Resulting in Mikka's pants falling down... exactly how much can they save not
using knicker elastic?
The great tyre adventure continues... Pit mayhem as Team Banana are invaded...
By bridgestone groupies...
Team Banana pose with some beauties...
And some girls
Close up shot of Banana pit babes...
And some more girls
Team Banana drivers pose with their super model girlfriends
"Wait till I get you up to our hotel room Bridgstonia darling"
"Hey what a coincidence my girl's called Bridgestonia too"
New regulations come to force as...
Mclaren Drive-thru catches light... luckily no McBurgers or McFries were hurt.
Exclusive top tyre super model...
Caught nude sunbathing
After problems on the circuit Montoya returns to pits...
For some fine technical adjustments to his chief mechanic's face
Normal day in Williams pits...
"Watchout the cameras are here, get ready!" frank
"Ok" ralf
"Go Go Go!!!" frank
"Smile!" frank
"Ok the cameras have gone, you can stop smiling" frank
"Don't know how much more of this I can take" ralf
"You think you got it bad, I have to go through the pain barrier"
frank
"Oh sh*t here they come again!" ralf
"Smile!" frank
"Thank god they're finally gone... Frank?!" ralf
"......." frank
"Quick get a medic, frank's face got stuck!" ralf
"......." frank
"Hey a premanent smile suits you" ralf
"Shut up kid, or I'll set montoya on you!" frank through stuck teeth
Bad hair day...
Extremely bad
"Don't know how much longer I can fool the public that I have a full head
of hair. There's just so much a hand can cover, plus my arm's getting tired."
"Don't worry we can always glue it there, maybe even use the odd nail or
two"
Slight adjustment...
Mechanics play with nuts
"The left one's a bit loose" Mechanic
"Do you mind!!!" Ralf
Eddie Jordan's over inflated ego...
Decides to make a break for it and escapes after years of imprisonment.
Mclaren fans take a steep nosedive in numbers...
There used to be two... saddly now there's only one
The Deal goes down...
"Have you got the stuff?" norby
"You got the money?" dealer
"Yeah I got the money" norby
"Well I got the stuff then" dealer
"Is it top grade sh*t?" norby
"The best dude, I only deal in the best" dealer
"Ok looks like we got a deal" norby
"So how much do you want?" dealer
"Give me 10k" norby
"10k?!" dealer
"Yeah 10k, you said it was good sh*t, so I want 10k" norby
"Ok Ok whatever you say 10k it is then, but I hope you know what you're
doing" dealer
"I can handle it" norby
"You're more a man than I am" dealer
"Don't I know it, I'm the best and don't you forget it" norby
"Where are you going to put it all?" dealer
"Let me worry about it, just hand it over" norby
"10k is an aweful lot of pizzas" dealer
"I can't help it if I'm feeling a little hungry" norby
"You can say that again fat boy!" dealer
Shock marriage...
Shaq and young bride hit the pits
Shock divorce...
Shaq throws out bride in argument over who wears the pants, just two seconds
later
Zonta walking in deadmans shoes...
Don't get too comfortable, eddie could easily feed you to the sharks when he
gets bored
Zonta... James Zonta...
Opening credits.... theme plays, shirley bassey sings YellowFinger
Yellowfinger,
He's the man - the man with the Banana touch.
A spider's touch.
Such a cold finger, beckons you to enter his web of sin.
But don't go in.
Yellow words he will pour in your ear.
But his lies can't disguise what you fear.
For a Yellow girl knows when he's kissed her.
It's the kiss of death from Mister Yellowfinger.
Pretty girl, beware of this heart of Banana.
This heart is cold.
Yellow words he will pour in your ear.
But his lies can't disguise what you fear.
For a Yellow girl knows when he's kissed her.
It's the kiss of death from Mister Yellowfinger.
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of Banana.
This heart is cold.
He loves only Banana.
Only Banana.
He loves Banana.
He loves only Banana.
Only Banana.
He loves Banana...
"Do you expect me to try?" Zonta
"No Mr Zonta I expect you to drive!" Yellowfinger
Ferrari put wind tunnel to good use...
Schumacher's personal laudry service
Berger sucks on giant tic-tac while...
Thumbing a sneaky pick
"In one swift world beating manouver berger homes in for the win."
berger thinking to himself as he chases a rather difficult booger round his
nostril
DC Mobile 1?!...
Immobile 0
or,
Mclaren test new super huge barge boards... I guess they need all the extra
cash they can get from their sponsors.
Ferrari take this weeks delivery...
$humy's wages arrive
Team Banana fans...
Love eddie so god damn much, that mere words are not enough to express their
feelings
Ralf does disco...
YMCA
Williams Boardman checks message...
"I'm sure I told montoya to GO not BLOW?!"
McStrange Cult?
I have noted a sinister twist in the mclaren dress code specially of its higher
orders. Is it me or do most sport a balding head like some insane holy order.
I wonder when's the next Grey McMass?
Just in... F1 Shock Wedding of the year!!!
"Wait till I get you back to the honeymoon suite!" Murray
"Why wait? How about the back on my mini cooper!" Mansell
"Oh Mummy Flavio bust my Benetton balls again!" crying
or,
"Do you think if I cry hard enough, Flavio will believe me this time the
car"s total sh*t"
or,
"Oi Flavio! See if you can get what's left of the bloody car out of my
eye"
or,
"Actually I was aiming for my nose, but my Benetton finger's traction control
cut in and I missed."
Someone done a stinky....
"I think his nappy needs changing" ralf
"I think you're right" shumy
Mclaren en mass fart...
"Whatever you do don't light a match!" mikka
"That's OK we've got a fire extinguisher just incase!"
or,
Team practice syncronised farting
or,
Mclaren confusion in pits...
"what is it?"
"a car i think"
"are you sure?"
"it must be... mikka's sitting in it"
"as far as we know it could just be a bathtub on wheels"
or,
mclaren mechanics unpleased with results mass moon newey.
or,
coultard drops soap
or,
mikka throws tip, mclaren mechanics in frenzy fight over 50p
