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Crazy Headlines 7
Mclaren show off next years models...
Note the super efficient street sweeping action for all those little mistakes
Mikka and The Kid...
"So we meet again?" Mikka
"So you lost again?" The Kid
Exclusive shots...
Montoya tests new aerodynamic helmet...
"Hello!? Where am I? OK looks like I'll have to race by touch again!"
Monty
Bernie so much in love...
Shows off new boyfriend.
Prost and Flavio compare team notes...
"Merde!" Prost
"Merda!" Flavio
"Seems we have a lot in common" Prost
"Yes a hell of a lot of sh*t in common"
Ferrari send out sweepers...
As Shumy's dropped some loose change... and that's a hell of a lot of money,
no matter how rich you are.
Post race press conference...
"Sorry, will you give us a minute, I think Ruby let one go" Ralf
"Yeah crack a window dude!" JV
"He He He" Ruby
Let's talk winners...
Then again let's not
"Hey who is this guy?" Ralf
"Don't know some loser I guess" Shumy
Kids day out...
"Brum! Brum! WEEEEEEYYYYAAAAR!"
Dear God in heaven...
Sometimes not even God can save you... even from the crap team you're in.
"Dear Baby Jesus please let this be all just one big bad dream"
Williams test new radical design...
Multi fingered praying... and it works
Proud son shows papa...
Where he sneazed greeny all over ceiling
"It's your best yet son" Nikki
Which way to the grid?....
Anyone???
Ferrari pope...
Holds mass
"Nominem Enzo, Dino, Spirito Cavalino... Amen"
The Kid takes news badly...
"Er...Someone spat in your sandwich" Mechanic
"BLLLAAAAAARRRRGGG!!!!" The Kid
DC puts on...
Racing Head
Or,
DC caught vogueing
"Strike a pose... VOGUE!" DC singing
It's a long long way to the top, but you got to start somewhere...
Tyre starlets wait their turn, for chance on the bernie casting couch
"Does my bum look big in this" Tyre
"No dear, but that yellow spot suits you, it excentuates your best points"
another Tyre
A little worse for wear...
After a long night on the town, star tyre found face down in gutter... totally
rat a*sed
Friendly chat...
"Er dude, is it just me, but shouldn't you be in a car to drive it?"
There's always one happy customer...
Shame he's too self-concieted to buy anything other than his own lies
"I'm so so so f*cking happy" Ron lying through his teeth as usual
All teeth...
No bite
Shumy shows new talent...
As impressionist
"Err good game good game!" Brucey
"Hello, Good Evening and Welcome!" Frost
"'England now have three fresh men,with three fresh legs!" Jimmy Hill
"I can still win the championship!" DC
Banana Bedtime stories...
"There once was a little boy called Heinz...."
"Zzzzzzzzzz!"
Team Merde fans show up in huge numbers...
What's left of them... note four fans have resorted to using invisible bodypaint,
so not to be seen in public openly supporting the team... namely Prost, his
wife and his parents
"Let's do the wave!" Prost's wife
"What and bring attention to ourselves? Let's not!" Prost
"I think it was a good idea sitting apart from him, he's no fun anymore"
Prost's mum
"Who?!" Prost's dad
"You know.. your son!" Prost's mum
"What son?" Prost's dad
Prost picks Prost nose...
Finds tasty Prost pick
"MMMMmmmmmmm! A little too much garlic I think" Prost chewing over
a pick or two
Or,
Prost poses for F1 glamour magazine....
"Ok Make like a little girl lost pose. Love it darling! Love it! Make love
to the camera... that's it baby!" Glamour photographer
As his championship hopes are all but p*ssed away...
DC decides to have a p*ss up of his own. Hitting the Mclaren car oil supplies,
he thoroughly drowns what's left of his sorrows.
One driver, hardly used , mint, still in box, for sale to best offer...
"Hey you forgot to take the price tag off" Flavio
"Why bother, it will save time when I have to sell him along with the rest
of the used spares" Stoddart
Mikka defaces kid's Schumacher shirt!!!
"There you go kid, I told you it looks alot better with a moustash and
beard"
Mikka caught supporting rival team...
"Go Shumy Go!" Mikka
"What the hell are you doing?" Ron
"Er... Nothing, just thinking out loud" Mikka
"So why are you wearing the Ferrari shirt?!" Ron
"I just wanted to look like a winner for once!" Mikka
"OK Just don't go making a habit of it!" Ron
"Speak for yourself, you're the one with Loser written all over him!"
Mikka
Oooops butterfingers...
"OK I'm winning Ha Ha!...
Nice feeling...
Watching the scenery go by...
But not much to do apart from win...
This is so so boring! I don't understand how they put up with it...
Hey what's this button?...
It's labled...
(For God's Sake Don't F*cking Push This Button Montoya And That Means You! OK?!)...
I wonder what that does...
Oh well here goes...
Hey it's a cute firework display, just for me, cool!...
Ha Ha I like winning...
??????????!!!!...
SSSSSSH*T!!!...
Looks like I'll have to go kick berger's ass again for giving me another crap
engine!" Monty
Unexpected guest...
"Hi Frank!... I'm home! I know it's kind of early, as I was just passing
through, I thought why not drop in for a chat... afterall I have nothing else
to do!" Monty
Christmas is cancelled this year...
The first ever person to get a rejection letter from Father Christmas
"What does it mean?" kid
"Looks like you're stuck in this team like the rest of us" daddy
The downcast pray a little...
"Dear Baby Jesus why have you forsaken me?!" Alonso
"There's always Prost my son!" Baby Jesus
"Oh well in that case I would like to thank you for saving me from a fate
worse than hell!" Alonso
LIMBO!!!
"The things I have to do to secure an engine deal!"
