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Crazy Headlines 8
williams test new radical air intake... only problem is the persitent whine
or,
montoya tries to bite opposition tyres, in an attempt to dog his way to the
front of the pack
or,
montoya finds racing boring... once you've crashed a car for the Nth time, you
just can't help but fall asleep at the wheel
or,
race teams complain of williams unfair tactics... namely montoya's overbite
being an aerodynamic advantage
or,
williams test new bug catcher... saves on driver feeding costs
or,
the moment montoya ate shumy's dust
or,
?!
or,
OK! I'm ready, let's go!... What do you mean the seasons over already?!
or,
new ferrari stuns montoya
or,
monty spots shumy pay cheque
or,
monty makes face in wind and freezes
or,
monty models for new transatlantic tunnel
or,
williams celebrate haloween early this year... the cheap way...without pumpkins
new banana joins bunch
Ralfy just loves vanilla
While Heinz loves mint
Monty hates squid ink
"Er... I got urine flavour again!" DC
tyre groupies line up for mass irvine orgy
giant tic tacs still a problem for williams
Williams does the usual rounds...
"Hey buddy can you spare some change, I've a team and Montoya to support!"
Williams
Williams fit custom rear spoiler... future plans to fit fluffy dice, twin whip
aerials and la cucaracha air horns, are still in the bag
"OK lets just pretend my hand's a gun, so hand over all your money!"
Tom
"Will you take a pretend check?" Niki
"Are you taking the p*ss?!" Tom
"Well you started it!" Niki
Desperate hitchhiker hits circuit...
"Anywhere but here!" sign
Like totally radical surf, dudes
While shumy celebrates... banana boy steals car radio
"Er... please can i win next year?" DC
"Errrr... No!" Shumy
"What the hell do you mean the season's over?!" Ron
"Look I told you 20 times already you've lost, face it you're a loser...
a deaf loser!" Bernie
"Are you sure?!" Ron
"Of course i'm f*cking sure! My finger is pointing at you isn't it and
at the same time i'm saying you're a loser? So putting 2 and 2 together goes
to figure that you lost." Bernie
"Er... 2 and 2?.." Ron
"Oh for Christ's sake, don't tell me you can't add up either?!" Bernie
"Sure I can... 2 plus 2 equals 5." Ron
"You keep on thinking that and you won't go far wrong son." Bernie
Mclaren bodies walkout in disgust
Tyre cheerleaders attempt tyre pyramid
What a mess... orange segments everywhere!
Someone tell him CPR don't work on cars
Quick darling the sun is rising!
As the sun rises, the dread vampire, Ron Von Dennis, retreats to the shadows
and the safety of Castle Woking.
Ron chairs yet another meeting of the Total Losers Club
