Crazy Headlines 9

Titan's F1 Jokes

Firmly Putting The Farce In F1

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Crazy Headlines 9


"I'm going in!"

"Yes, Ron you're a proud father... its a wing-nut just like you!" McMidwife Mechanic

Will he or won't he... Nikki just can't make his mind up






"We see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening Eddie
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico" Irvine Fans
"But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me" Nikki
"Eddie's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let Eddie go" Irvine Fans
"Bismillah! No - I will not let Eddie go" Nikki
"let him go" Irvine Fans
"Bismillah! I will not let him go" Nikki
"let him go" Irvine Fans
"Bismillah! I will not let him go" Nikki
"let me go" Eddie
"Will not let you go" Nikki
"let me go" Eddie
"Never let you go" Nikki
"let me go
Never let me go - ooo" Eddie
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no" Nikki
"Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me" Eddie


Murray retires, puts up feet and tests new executive toilet
"Who needs a La-Z-Boy when you can have a La-Z-Oldbugger!" Murray


Ron sends in Mclaren cleaning crew to empty mikka's pants... all this time we thought he was just off form, turns out he was just sh*t scared


"Look grandpa, it's either you hand over your wallet, or i steel your wig!" Berger
"It's a joke right?" Bernie
"No, but your wig sure is!" Berger


Yes its that time of year again... its the annual Smug of the Month Club awards, where everyone's a loser!


"Yes! I have no banana... I have no banana today!!" Jordan singing about his rather personal problem


Shumy shows off and does riverdance


Secret photos prove team banana are using Dr. Evil clone technology... hence Mini-Me Jordan


Arrows test radical new front nose with mixed results... it makes the car look sexy, but it whistles too much at high speeds


"Search all your pockets... we need another franc for the meter!" Prost

"Sorry boss... only moths"


Button lets one rip... on Flavio's burger
"There you go boss... extra strong mustard!" Button


"I think i'm going to cry... someones stolen my car!"


"Ok you can let go now!" crime victim

"Not till i got your watch and rings off!" pick-pocket


"How about slamming our cars into reverse straight off the grid and then pretend we've nearly lapped everyone?" Ron
"You're nuts, but you may have just saved our bacon... Mmmmm bacon" Norby


The losers end up with a box of chocolates each, but totally made up of all the ones everyone hates.... and spit back out

Laughter Feeds The Soul!