Montoya Driving School

Titan's F1 Jokes

Firmly Putting The Farce In F1

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Montoya Driving School
"Welcome to the Montoya School Of Driving Exellence" Man bandaged from head to toe
"OK! I'm your driving instructor Juan Pablo Montoya, but you can call me Crash for short" Crash
"OK! Let Us Begin! Who's first?" Crash
"OK! Now check your mirrors, indicate, pull out and smash the car into the nearest wall!" Crash
"BADOOOOOOOM!" Car exploding in huge fireball
"Good!" Crash dusting off fragments of car and wall from his smoking soot covered body
"OK! Next!" Crash

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