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Launch Daze
Murder most foul...
Police suspect foul play after Toyota found covered with blood...
and seaze car for evidence.
Toyota spokesman claims...
"It was nothing more than a wild animal on the track." Hit and Run
Suspect
Mclaren and morning Ron Dennis fans worldwide beg to differ...
"Ron will never be the same again... well almost, he'll still be a bastard!"
Mclaren post accident press release claims, that Dennis will still be attending
all future races...
but from the confines of a specially adapted team McSlop bucket.
Jail House Spot!
Rumors suggest, Team Spot The Dog resort to more than just arm twisting to force
drivers to stay...
Handcuffs and the threat of being shot at dawn!
Somewhere over someone elses rainbow...
Down at the emerald city garage...
Eddie Garland dons his ruby slippers...
"Hey Toto lets sing somewhere over the rainbow!" Eddie
"Let's not, and stop calling me Toto you old queen!" Toto
With that Eddie clicks his heals and says "There's no place like Ferrari...
there's no place like Ferrari... there's no place like Ferrari!" Eddie
Unlike in the real Wizard of Oz, Eddie Garland stays exactly where he is and
suffers another season being green with envy.
"Maybe you should try singing its not easy being green... then again you'd
be better off singing i'm an a*se without a hole!" Toto
"You called?!" the Wizard of A*se
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