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Launch Daze 2
Mclaren launch...
New team toilet
"Kills two birds with one stone... beats pissing against the same old boring
wall and jet-washes car at same time... saving money!" Ron
Shock grizzly discovery made at Mclaren Launch...
Car slaughtered!
Witness called to identify mangled remains...
"Yes... Bwah! That's her! BWAH! She's so hideous! OH GOD NO WHY DID IT
HAVE TO BE ME! BWAHHHH!!!"
DC McLegohead wrecks suspension...
Ooops! Too much lego blocks in the a*se department!
Mclaren launch...
McBoyBand
"...Westend girls and Dead-End Boyz!..." sung badly
Mclaren launch...
Inaction figures... just one pose, crossed arms! 100% Unbiodegradable McPlastic...
guaranteed to talk rot
Mclaren revolution...
Drivers and car to be shot...
Wait there's room for one more...
We can't forget Ron...
Hey I'm feeling generous, bullets all round!
McBaby needs McNappy changed...
Kimi forced to sit on turd!
"Ewwww! Me sit on big big McPoopy! BWAH!!!"
New job for old ron...
bingo caller!
"Born Loser... double zero!"
McSize comparisons...
"Don't care what you say, that's about the size of it!"
Drastic mclaren cutbacks...
drivers forced to drive half a car
Official Mclaren Fly catcher...
open for business... as always
DC Driving tips 101...
"You know what this hand's for?"
"Yeah... if you don't stop you'll go blind!"
Mclaren boys camp it up...
and take up Ballet
Due to DC's all plastic head...
static charge builds up and ignites hot gas pouring out of his ears
Mclaren boys pose for the camera...
Mr. plastic has had years of experience at this... straight out of a toy carton
kimi looks like he's still got a lot to learn...
and then there's the show offs who just don't give a f*ck
DC catches someone's eye...
"HEY!" DC
"Hey yourself... now go away!"
DC teaches macho 101
"OK ladies! I'm your macho drill instructor and I'm gonna teach you the
basics!"
"Rule number one, always pose with your hands on your hips!" DC
"Rule number two, always keep a firm hold of your helmets!"
"But the most important rule is rule number three, never get caught off
guard laughing like a girlie"
"Ooops!"
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