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Launch Daze 3
Sexy car...
With sexy girls
I don't think he's interested
Er... but he sure is!
Some team owners have to jump through hoops for their sponsors...
Sauber has to sit on his perch for his.
Due to strict sauber budgeting...
This driver hasn't a leg to stand on
Sauber perfect...
Sponsor yodel mugging
"Give us all your money, or i'll yodel you to death"
"HA HA i'm a master of yodel fu and a black belt in fondue... I will challenge
you to a duel! HA HA HA!" evil badly dubbed laugh
"Oh sh*t back the drawing board then!"
"Don't you believe it! YAH HA HA!"
Money money money...
"Money makes the world go around
The world go around
The world go around
Money makes the world go around
It makes the world go 'round.
A mark, a yen, a buck, or a pound
A buck or a pound
A buck or a pound
Is all that makes the world go around,
That clinking clanking sound
Can make the world go 'round."
"Money money money money money money
Money money money money money money
Money money money money money money
Money money"
Let the show begin...
Here come the girls...
Er... have some control!
Here's more girls...
Er... do you mind?!
Introducing the star of the show Ms. Firma Buttmiester
For Christ's sake!
This'll switch you off!
Oh well, I should have know!
"Huh Huh Huh who's ya daddy?"
"I am and don't you forget it!"
"Damn! You really know how to put a guy off!"
While some come prepared...
Some come armed
"Er... what's the stick for?"
"If this car sucks like last year, I'm gonna show you exactly what the
sticks for!"
Some just can't take it...
"I'm getting out of here, I think I'm going to be sick!"
As a gesture of good faith...
monty returns stolen hubcap
All is going fine till...
montoya starts showing off with his custom suspension
"I'm gonna throw up again!"
Spy photo reveals montoya using secret after burner...
either that or its last night's chili repeating
Drivers issued with...
life boats in case of car trouble
Monty goes through his sales pitch...
"Have I got a car for you, come on down to honest monty's hack and chop
shop, where cars are low low low and prices are high high high! its got wheels,
what more do ya want! get them while they're still in one piece!"
Queer looking paint job...
queer looking overalls...
queer looking...
need
we say more?!