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Malaysia 2002 Part One
Mclaren thugs make their feelings felt...
"Look son, we said try and beat DC, not beat him to the DNF spot!"
Monty takes to catalogue modeling
Sunglasses $2-99 Top $25-99 Pants $26-99 Looking a cheeky prat... priceless
The old buggers club...
"When are you going to get a new hat?" bernie
"When you get fresh roadkill for the top of your head!" nikki
Montoya telling it how it is...
"Look you either lend me another car, or i borrow your teeth permanently!"
Ruby's angry...
Someone's shortchanged him in the pants department
Peeled Banana...
On track
Redbull addicts caught tanking up...
And its not a pretty site.
"Woah! what a rush!"
"Hey look at me! i'm a racing car! Brrrum Brrrrum!!!"
"Er... Boss they're at it again!!!"
Spot the dog has terrible back end problems...
Its embarrassing, its nasty and not to mention extremely smelly... worst of all is when it drags its arse across your circuit, in the middle of a race!
Pay talks end angrily
Driver told to hop it
Button takes it easy...
And gets to know his feminine side
Montoya goes car buying...
"I'm looking for a set of wheels!"
"Sure sir you've come to the right place"
"As you can see we have an extensive range..."
"But i think sir is best suited to our saftey model"
"I ain't worried about saftey!"
"I know sir, i was thinking of everyone else!"
Minardi streamline testing...
No cars, just discount computer games...
"How far you got?"
"Er i'm still stuck in the dungeon!"
"Dungeon?! where's the bloody dungeon in monaco?!"
"Monaco?! i thought they said mario!"
Orange test radical new wing elements...
The Heinz winglets