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Malaysia 2002 Part Three
Pity Mclaren for they know not what they do...
The concept of driver in car, and car on circuit, seem to be beyond them.
"???"
Tyre streaker's clothes found...
All over circuit
Heinz shows us why...
He's a handy man to have around
Ralf's secret out of bag...
Chili beans for breakfast
Monty takes time out to celebrate...
And bite wing off ferrari
Team toilets...
Busy as ever
Banana show and tell...
"Look if i grab the end and do this, the skin peels"
"Its a f*cking banana, what do you expect it to do?! tell me you don't get out a lot do you?"
Tifosi victim intends to sue...
"I only asked montoya for an autograph!"
Shumy aims for revenge...
"Wait till the ITV crew go past and i'll show them bloody stars! Yah Ha-Ha!"
FIA draconian rules take a sinister dive...
Montoya to be shot at dawn for being cheeky!
Lone jaguar mechanic tries to salvage the team situation
By hitching his way out of there
Following Ferrari using last years car...
Other teams take it a bit to far
Shumy gets tribal...
Shumy gets tough...
And arm wrestles for the rest of his clothes
Nudist tyres...
Bathe in all their glory
Stoddy checks the bill...
"Who the f*ck had the lobster?!"
"Wasn't me boss!"
"Look, there's only two of us and if it wasn't you then that only leaves... er... tell you what i'll let you get this one, my treat next time Ok?"
"That's what you always say!"
Williams plans finally come through...
"Yah Ha-Ha! First we use bald tyres... next we use no tyres at all!" Frank
"Er... but that means the cars won't move!" Monty
"Exactly! If they don't move, you can't wrap them round a tree and i save money! HA HA HA!" Frank
"Wanna bet?!" Monty
DC's hits the McBottle as McProblems go from worse to...
Total McCatastrophic... Mclaren race highlights read like a scene straight out of McTitanic... no matter how many times you replay the tape, a sinking McShip is a sinking McShip!
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