Are You Looking At McMe?

Titan's F1 Jokes

Firmly Putting The Farce In F1

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Are You Looking At McMe?

"Is it me or did that guy behind us just fart?!" DC
"Why do you think I'm holding my breath for... as a fashion statement?!" Shumy
or,
"Yeah and like guess what I only went a fluffed the launch control again...and and then Ron says brain fade... and and I say..." DC
"If you don't shut it Legohead I'll knock your block off!" Shumy
or,
"You looking at me?" DC
"YEAH!" Shumy
"Oh OK I'll get my coat then" DC
or
"See my thumb?" DC
"Yeah???" Shumy
"It's a Mclaren technical inovation" DC
"Really???" Shumy
"Ron said if we break down again, to use it to hitch a lift." DC
or,
"How come you get two bottles of water and a glass, all I get is this mclaren paper cup?" DC
"Don't you get it? Ron likes YOU. So grin and bear it!" Shumy
or,
"MINICAB FOR MR. SCHUMACHER!" DC
"Yes?!" Shumy
"Did you order a minicab, its parked out back, just let me know when you're ready to leave?" DC
or
"Ok Schumacher outside!" DC
"OK!" Shumy
"Er can't we talk about this?" DC
"NO!" Shumy
or,
The Grand Prix Gladiators discuss looks...
"I'm Spartacus!" DC
"No I'm spartacus!" Shumy
"Er... come to think of it you're right, you do look alot like Kirk Douglas" DC
"Too right Mr Potato-Head" Shumy

Laughter Feeds The Soul!