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McFishBurger With Cheese

(Thanks to Scott from Tifosi-Club for this funny photo)

Mclaren clown takes eating humble pie literally. Ms. Humble never saw it coming.
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McRon tests new McDonalds Happy Meal aimed at the adult audience.
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New Mclaren directorate states, that all employees must wear leather catsuits before team boss McRon personally puts them through their paces.
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Ron Dennis blackmail shots prove nothing, Ron said earlier today "That can be any clown"
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Following Arrows lead, Minardi attempt to hog tv coverage by sending in their top PR agent and prevent McRon reaching the Mclaren Pits
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Miss Whiplash claims nothing quite reaches her funny bone like a clown.
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Some things Mclaren get upto on the pit wall just defy the rules, logic and morality.
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McRon Dennis swears by it and claims its better than smoking a pipe.
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Mclaren boss holds secret talks with Mclaren head designer.
"Ok Newey are you gonna sign now?" - McRon
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"Echo!" - McRon
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McRon personally gives Newey a cavity search, making sure the designer leaves with nothing other than what God intended.
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"Smile your on candit camera!" - Ms Whiplash
"So where exactly is the camera then?... OH!" - McRon
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Having just woken up on a park bench, after a serious booze and chilli night. Mclaren boss and chief clown Ron Dennis is caught in a life threatening predicament...
"No sudden moves, one false step and she blows! Just keep calm and keep smiling and nothing will happen..." - McRon
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"Pull my finger, I'll make the wind rush through your hair!" - Ms. whiplash
"Ok." - McRon

This is the tale of how McRon Dennis really came to lose his hair.
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McRon McDennis orders a McFish burger
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"Hey, there's a hair in my burger!" - McRon
"Shut up, or they'll all want one!" - Ms whiplash
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McDonalds introduce their drive-thru Gynecology service
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The usual Mclaren pit stop...
"Oooooh Nah!...I'll have it ready for you tuesday mate... it's the parts see..." - McRon

Laughter Feeds The Soul!