Monkey

Titan's F1 Jokes

Firmly Putting The Farce In F1

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MONTOYA MAGIC!

Born from an egg on a mountain top
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
He knew every magic trick under the sun
To tease the Gods
And everyone and have some fun

Montoya magic, Montoya magic (repeat 4 times)

What a cocky saucy monkey this one is
All the Gods were angered
And they punished him
Until he was saved by a kindly priest
And that was the start
Of their pilgrimage west

Montoya magic, Montoya magic (repeat 4 times)

With a little bit of monkey magic
There'll be fireworks tonight
With a little bit of monkey magic
Every thing will be all right

Born from an egg on a mountain top
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
He knew every magic trick under the sun
To tease the Gods
And everyone and have some fun

Montoya magic, Montoya magic (repeat 4 times)


Montoya's face everytime he wraps his car round the nearest wall.

Laughter Feeds The Soul!