Mr Plastic

Titan's F1 Jokes

Firmly Putting The Farce In F1

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Mr Plastic

(Thanks to Scott from Tifosi-Club for this funny photo

Your plastic, inflexible friend, just try to leave home without him
or,
DC suffered at the hands of montoya during testing today. He had the wind knocked out of him, time and time again, as montoya continously drove over him in the pits. Montoya was heard to shout "How you like it flat boy!" as his tyres ground DC into the asphalt. Later when asked of the incident montoya said "I needed him nice and flat so I could wipe my a*se all over him"
or,
They always said DC was two dimensional.
or,
DC's mother over starches overalls in freak ironing blunder
or,
DC tries to win next race by FedEx
or,
New and improved aerodynamic DC, fold him into a plane and simply throw him away... problem solved

Laughter Feeds The Soul!