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Australia 2002 Part Two
Not many people know that tom is an impersonator...
"Can you smell what the rock is cooking!"
Sponsers dictate design evolutions in sauber pits...
Humiliated drivers forced to drive drinks can on wheels...
And take up arms to sort out their differences with boss
Jaguar stresses hit an all time high...
"If i see that damn red hat one more time nikki, i'll rip it off and crap in it!" Headcase
You won't like me when i'm angry...
"Who are you impersonating now boss?"
"Someone who'll kick your arse for asking dumb questions!"
"Who's that then, anyone famous?"
"???!!!"
Minardi tests go down a storm...
"Er boss... i think we need a hell of a lot more downforce!"
Mclaren work relations take a nose dive..
Humiliated workers forced to hold up signs... while on toilet breaks.
Minardi test new nose cone package...
"She's one hell of a package boss!"
Kimi hangs with McNobodies...
And his reaction...
"What a bunch of losers!"
A terminal case of...
Car envy!
Another rotten banana...
Takes a trip to the city dump!
Sometimes is just doesn't make the slightest difference how you sit...
You still look a prat in pygamas!
Kimi tests new mclaren shoulder wings...
Not that they work, just gives them a lot more advertising room!
Some drivers find dating easy...
While others have a hard time...
"Don't know if i should try, what if i get rejected?"
"Oh hell here goes, what have i got to lose, just look cool and go for the kill!"
"Hey babe, how's about we do the tonsil fandango?"
"Not bloody likely mate, i ain't no left footer!"
"Damn! got to remember, women have sticky out bits!"
And some drivers just haven't a clue!
Banana Man talks engine design
"Look i really think you should try it, i think its a major step forward in banana technology"
"I don't care what you say, i'm not going to f*cking make the pistons look like f*cking bananas!"
"Sorry lads, i tried but he just didn't bite!"
Tyre groupies wait to get hand picked...
"You're next girl, ron's naked and waiting for you"
Tyres cue up for miles...
And miles...
Impatiently waiting...
To use the public toilets!
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