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Pre Race Checks
"Montoya did you have to?! My god what a stinker!!! You been eating pickled
eggs again?! If I stay here any longer it'll strip the paint off my car. See
ya I'm gone!!!"
or,
"I told Michael if he doesn't let me win today, I'll hold my breath till
I turn purple"
or,
"Thats the last time I eat one of Montoya's pickled eggs! Quick, out of
the way! They told me I can only use the toilet at the END of the race!!!"
or,
"Eeewwwwwww!!!! Hey DC I think I found your other nut! Why can't you keep
them between your legs like a normal person?!"
or,
Car stereo full blast with base tube shaking Creation.
"Mamma Mia Let Me Goooooooo!!!...Behelzebub Has A Devil Put Aside For Me..
For Me... For Meeeeeeeee!!!" Ralf singing (wailing) badly, like a tone
deaf teen who's voice is just breaking. So it comes and goes randomly, making
it sound even worse than it already is.
Guitar Solo - Ralf stops singing, thank God, and starts headbanging