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Shut The F*ck Up Murray!
The thing that really gets me angry, more than anything about Murray, is his ability to jinx races. He always says IF they finish, IF they make it round the first bend, IF they have the evil eye cast on them by a prattling old fart who jinxes races by his IF statements. AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I should get a huge red corna and ward off his IFing a*se! AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!! IF THIS!.. that would make me feel so much better, instant stress relief.
"IF! IF! IF!..." - murray
"OH! OH! OH!" - murray
"What is it Murray?" - brundle
"..........." - murray
"Sorry viewers, the emotion of the race appears to have made Murray speechless."
- brundle
"..........." - murray
"You OK Murray?"
"..........." - murray
"Er... Murray, but are you supposed to have that sticking out of your a*se?!"
- brundle
"..........." - murray
"Over to Lousie Goodman and Ron Dennis in the Pits" - brundle
"Your thoughts on the race?" - lousie
"..........." - ron
"No comment then?"
"..........." - ron
"Er... are you supposed to have that sticking out of your a*se?!"
- louise
"..........." - ron
"Back to you Martin." - louise
"..........." - brundle
"Martin?!" - louise
"..........." - brundle
"Er.. back to the Studio?!" - louise
"..........." - rosenthal
"Anyone?!" - louise
"..........." - anyone
"Due to technical problems we will continue this transmission in picture
only." - ITV
"Hooray!!!" - The World
Still wish he was my grandpa though... coz that'll mean we buried him alive 10 years ago.
