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Testaholics Anonymous
DC wakes up from a nightmare...
"Huh?! Where am I?" DC McLegohead
Only to find its all true...
"OH GOD NO! NOOO!! NOOOOO!!!!" DC McLegohead
He's still driving for Mclaren
Spot the Dog goes for a run round the park...
Spot the Dog plays dead on the grass...
Spot the Dog is put back on the leash...
And lead all the way home.
Mclaren take delivery of monsterous fat turd...
Norby always knew how to steal the show and arrive in style.
Button a little worse for wear...
climbs back out of the trash... He's been dumped after being mistaken for rubbish...
which is quite understandable.
Someone got a ToyCar for christmas...
only its seems to be faulty...
it just won't go...
looks like its got to go back to the toy shop...
maybe you can get a refund...
then again maybe not.
"Hey kid, you forgot to wind it up, you moron!" Toy Shop Owner
Security is high...
even tyres get frisked.
"Cavity searches don't hurt a bit... bend over and grab your ankles!"
Team proctologist...
takes the sniff test.
"Hmmmmm chilli beans and custard?!" McProctologist
"Is that good or bad Doc?" DC
"Ask me after the taste test." McProctologist
Nikki loses...
mind to sneak thief.
"Yes officer i've looked everywhere, someone's definately stolen my headphones"
Nikki
Let us pray...
"In Nominum Banana... Amen!"
BAR hits the Bar...
"A bottle of Jack Daniels mate!"
"Er... You idiot! You're not supposed to drink and drive, remember?!"
ToyCar problems...
"What is that?!"
"Er... its the wind-up key boss."
"Oh yeah now i remember... Er so remind me what does it do again?!"
"Well you shove it in your ear and give it a good old wind... and with
any luck your brain will tick over... maybe."
"Come again?!"
Ahhhhhh! Happiness is...
a team called Ferrari
Williams back-end problems...
"it's feeling real heavy in the a*se!"
"looks like its... constipated?!"
"i was bloody right... it is constipated!"
Muppets put car through tests...
"here i go!"
"test number one... park the dead car on the grass test... passed!"
"test number two... get it taken away on a truck test... passed!... it's
looking good boss, we're faster than last year alright!"
Team Fried Egg hits track...
Giant spatula at the ready
Team ToyCar worries...
"I'm really worried about the boss... he's mean!"
"Look if he doesn't improve, dump him!"
"Hey let me out of here, it smells..."
"Ewww! There's some fat dude in here dumpster diving for pizza! Help!!!"
Muppet news...
"There's good news and there's bad news" Gonzo
"The Bad news?" Kermit
"The car is sh*t" Gonzo
"The Good news?" Kermit
"I don't have to drive it" Gonzo
"I want my mummy... Bwah!" Kermit
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