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Testaholics Anonymous 2
Plenty of Egg on the menu... or is that Egg on their faces?
Anyone for a...
Hard Boiled Egg?
What a stinker!...
A Rotten Egg!... Run!
Ooops!...
Broken Egg!
Kermit losing it...
"Fecking Car! I'll teach you to just sit there! I'm gonna give you a good
kicking... well I have to blame someone for my crap driving, nothing personal!!!"
Nikki Tests Kermit Mobile...
"Good afternoon gentlemen, I have called this press conference to inform
you of an important break-through." Nikki
"Mutter Mutter!" Press muttering
"Having tested the car, I can say without prejudice, that the car is sh*t
yes, but not as we know it!" Nikki
"Can you add further to that?" Press
"It's a different kind of sh*t never seen before!" Nikki
"What do you mean never seen before?" Press
"In my opinion... it's sh*t not of this earth!" Nikki
"Not of this earth?!" Press
"Gentlemen there's no need to panic... we have merely discovered a new
form of sh*t, more powerful than any know kind on this planet!" Nikki
"Do you mean..." Press
"Yes, on the Prost Total Merde scale of 1 to 10 this sh*t is Total Merde
11!" Nikki
"So that means..." Press
"Yup its a stinker alright!" Nikki
"So its not just down to your crap driving then?" Press
"Er...?!" Nikki
Looking cool 101...
"It's one thing standing around with your arms crossed looking cool, but
exposing yourself is taking it a little bit too far!"
"I wouldn't say so... its really not that big a thing."
"You're right... I was wrong making such a big issue out of such a tiny
thing."
"I'm glad,... it's all too easy making a mountain out of a mole-hill these
days."
"Yeah, considering you're packed like a baby mosquito, I doubt anyone would
notice!"
Checkout time...
"Your Bill sir!"
"Er... Bill?!"
"Yes sir your Bill... Tyres... Fuel... Parts... General Wear & Tear...
Labour... and Rental... will that be cash or plastic?"
"I thought we were going dutch?!"
"In your dreams sir, we're not running a charity!"
"You're bloody right there, its more like a fish and chip shop!"
"Funny you should mention that... would you like it wrapped or open?!"
"???!!!"
Where there's smoke...
"You moronic idiot, i said BMW not f*cking BBQ!"
Team ToyCar Subsidised...
By paperboy!
Tyre heaters wired wrong way round...
Wheels frozen blue with cold!
Concerns grow...
Over Irvine's aging eyesight
"Doesn't she look great?! Nothing better shows off my jag, than when its
on its salvage truck, off to our junkyard!"
You'll go blind you know...
Irvine caught at dirty engine peep show, with hand in pocket
"BMW FWOARRRR! YEAH BABY YEAH! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!"
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