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Testaholics Anonymous 4
New born baby BMW...
Taken walkies by ralf the rest of the williams family
Young driver rewarded...
With giant lollipop for being a good boy
Team banana head for the record books...
With the longest nose in history...
And the yellowiest...
And the bendiest...
And the bananariest.
Vandals deface car!!!
"Some bastard has keyed my new BMW!"
"Huh Huh that'll show him!"
Complaints flood in from neighbours...
As BBW hold smokey BBQ
Hot tyre babes...
Soap up in the showers
Rotten egg decent...
"First they turn the car into a joke... i mean yoke, then they make us
wear these stupid children's playsuits and finally they make us beg for our
money... the humiliation, will it never end?!"
Idle chin chat...
"Nice chin"
"Thanks, aerodynamic efficiency of .0327"
"NICE!"
"Yup, cost a packet"
"But worth it"
"Yup"
"So how good is it with the birds?"
"Fine fine, they flock around as usual and perch right on the end"
Banana clarification...
"So let me get this straight, you want me to dress all in yellow and drive
a yellow car, shaped like a huge banana on wheels?"
"Er... yeah that's it"
"Now let me clear this up, you want me to look a total prat and pay me
for it?"
"Er... yup"
"You're pulling my leg right?"
"Er... nope"
"My god a dream come true!"
"Just wait till it turns into a bloody nightmare mate"
Because i got high...
By: laudaman
It's like I don't care about jaguar man
Role another blunt
I was gonna clean my team, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find new blood, But then I got high
My team is still messed up And I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to the test, before I got high
I coulda' beaten all the rest and passed, but I got high
I'm losing it next season and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to the race, but then I got high
I just got a new car, but I got high
Now I'm selling hope and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna get adrian newey, but then I got high (No you wasn't)
They took my pal away, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high,
Because I got high
Because I got high
I wasn't gonna run from the press but I was high, I'm serious man
I was gonna pull right over and talk, but I was high
Now I'm losing it, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the new one, but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high,
because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna make it true for you, but then I got high, I'm serious
I was gonna make us win, but then I got high
Now I'm hacked off and I know why, (turn this shit off) 'cuz I got high, because
I got high, because I got high
I messed up jags life, because I got high
I lost my drivers and friends, because I got high
Now I'm sleeping in a jaguar motor home, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got
high, because I got high, because I got high
I'm gonna stop singing this song, because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high
And if I don't sell one car I know why, (why man) 'cuz I'm high,
because I'm high, because I'm high
(Are you really high man?) (he really is high man!) get jiggy with it
O bring it back (say what say what oh, Because I'm high
Because I'm high, because I'm high
Well my name is laudaman and I'm from Austria,
All the 'Dale weed I be smokin, is mama's hell
I don't believe in Ron Dennis that's what I say' (O my goodness)
So all of you skins, please give me more head
M*ther f*cker, lauda m*ther f*cker m-a-n
A-e--o-u and sometimes w
We ain't going to sell any of these m*ther f*cking cars cuz
Lets go back to marshal durbans and hang some more chickens cuz f*ck it
F*ck the corporate world biatch
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