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Testaholics Anonymous 5
"Deposit please!"
"What no tip?!"
Beached like a dying whale...
Gawpers move in to stare at carcass...
Poor driver can only look on...
And watch in horror as car is finally put out of its misery.
Orange fresh....
Out of juice...
So test driver tests shoes instead
Test drivers not only test cars...
They test many things...
Like testing leaning up a wall and looking cool
Spot the dog...
Caught using litter tray!
Lets do the mindwarp again!!!
Hands on hips...
Jag general meeting of the minds...
Or secret morris dancing tests
Bin laden spotted...
Hiding in williams!!!
Communication breakdown...
"I think the problem is your attention span... hey are you listening to
me?!"
What came first the chicken or the egg...
"Fine! I may look like an prat in a playsuit, but I'm not the one wearing
a target on my chest!"
Banana stirrers
"The man over there, told me to tell you, that you look like huge fat banana!"
"You go tell the man over there, that once I'm through kicking the bananas
out of the messenger, I'll deal with him!"
Undue Banana pressures...
"The boss wants you to sign this"
"What's it for?"
"Its a waiver... in case you try to sue him"
"Er why?"
"Well coz he's making you look like a prat in a giant banana"
"Ok that's understandable"
"Great... ER while I'm at it, could I interest you in some timeshare apartments
on mars?"
"Yeah sure, put my name down for a dozen, but only if they're fresh"
"!!!!"
Trouble at will-mill...
"I was this close to kicking frank's ass"
"Really?"
"Yeah, no one takes the piss out of my hat"
"Why coz its shit brown?"
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