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Testaholics Anonymous 6
Cars cars everywhere, but not one to
drive...
"Where oh where can my car be?"
"Where oh where oh where?"
"Is it over here?"
"Is it over there?"
"Is it anywhere?"
Hours later...
"We found your car!"
"Where?"
"Where you bloody left it!"
"Where's that?"
"Half buried in the sand bunker on the 18 green, of the golf course next
door!"
"Oh I remember now... I was trying to pot the black in the corner pocket...
and then all hell broke loose!"
"???!!!"
Car crime on the increase...
"Hey this is our lucky day... the tops down and its got a cool stereo"
"You keep watch while I get the radio!"
Monty tests the scenic route...
"Whoa this track is dirty!"
"But sure beats driving on that nasty smooth stuff any day!"
Green eco warrior tyres protest in silence
High jinx in rotten egg pits...
"Hey let me in! there's cameramen out here and nowhere to hide with this
god awful playsuit!"
"Ha Ha Ha" muffled laughter
"Right first I'll kick the bloody door in, then I'll kick you in too!"
Gangsta rapper sets up in car...
And refuses to leave...
Negotiations continue without results.
"Can you please get out of the car!"
"No mofo way am I getting out of this mofo car... this is my mofo turf
now... and any mofo messing with my mofo turf, is messing with me!"
"JV, we said get tuff... not bloody stupid!"
Jaguar's problems are more than just the car...
Laughing boy here proves that!
Mclaren company policy...
Remove DCs battery when not required, to save energy
Pit crew shocked...
As drunken holiday makers urinate on car!
"All together now! Una paloma blanca... La La La-La!!!" drunks
Williams test...
The Lawrence of Arabia look
You know your numbers up when...
Your ordered to fill a deadman's shoes.
"I'll be home soon honey!"
"Oh nothing... they just gone and promoted me... the bastards!"
Tyres turn green...
Sickened by the carnage of innocent tyres everywhere
Another one bites the dust...
"Er... if I tippy-toe out of here real quiet, they won't notice I ruined
yet another car!"
Williams reconciliation...
"Look I understand that in the past, both of you have had a hard time communicating...
you need to understand each others needs, and you both need to work together
as man and car... monty, are to ready to reconsider and try to work this all
out?"
"Nah! I still say the car's a bitch!"
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