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Testaholics Anonymous 7
What a rotten stinker, egg fries
"PeeeUuuu! what the hell is that smell?!"
"Stinks like rancid catflaps!"
"Last time I go to work on just an egg"
Banana mobile problems...
"What do you mean the steering's gone?... You moron, it would bloody help,...
if you remembered to take your steering wheel with you next time!"
Mclaren practice...
Long walks back to the pits, in preparation for this seasons high points
Drastic banana budget cuts...
"Er you don't mind me p*ssing in the same cup do you? Eddie said we have
to save money."
"I think eddie's the one who's taking the p*ss"
Pro at work shows rookie the ropes...
"Look nothing up my sleeves"
"Ok son, watch this!"
"See one smooth fluid movement"
"Just how does he do it?"
"Damn you're good! I wish I could do that, both look cool and sniff my
arse at the same time!"
Spot the dog lets one go...
Dog handlers taken by surprise, lose their lunch!
New advances in banana technology...
Give drivers interchangeable heads... just click and go
Bunch of bananas
Dropped in pits
Preaching the word of the banana lord...
"And the great banana guru doth say... get your arse in gear and win some
races... for eddie hath spoken and praise unto him... for his banana is mighty
and lighteth the yellow way."
"I'm not listening to anymore of this banana sh*t"
Problems problems...
Of the doggy kind...
"Here take this!"
"Where's the car?!"
"That's what's left of the bloody car!"
Orange...
Fresh out of juice
"Why do I always get the dried out one, with the pips?!"
Questions questions...
"Staying long?"
Banana tech problems...
"Eddie! the bloody thing's loose again!"
Caught on film...
Mclaren thugs resort to driver intimidation, to get results
"Right son, do the business or we take bloody your toys away!"
Latest jag tests go without a hitch...
Nikki smiles within predicted smile test parameters
"Wahey! I can smile, I can smile... OK lads you can stop waving my paycheck
now!"
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