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The Big McFight
Cue Rocky music...
Why does DC come across as a school kid living in a fantasy world...
"Next time Ron says boo to me I'll give him the one two and show him my
Ali shuffle" DC
"OI! If you keep this up mate I'll bite your bloody ears off!" Ron
starting to take a few swings at DC
"Aaaaaaah! Not in the face, not in the face!" DC cowering in the corner
"Why?!" Ron still punching mostly below the belt... as usual
"I wanna keep my looks!" DC his face obscured by both gloves
"Your looks ain't worth protecting!" Ron still hitting below the belt
"Really?" DC dropping his guard
"Yeah your face is like an old box of lego, a couple of punches in the
right place will probably make you look a whole lot better" Ron letting
loose with a flurry of upper cuts and hooks
"Where am I?! who am I?!" DC spitting teeth, his face now resembling
ground beef with eyes and a mouth.
"Oops! Sorry mate just got carried away when I saw the colour red... it
just has that effect on me... hope you'll understand." Ron
"Is it time for school yet Mother?" DC seeing stars
"Here fix yourself up" Ron throwing DC a packet of Band-aids
"Yes Mother!" DC still totally out of it, picking up pieces of his
face off the floor and walls
