The Todt Father

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The Todt Father


"Hold it right there Montoya one false move and I'll shoot out your tyres"
or,
"Todt, Jean Todt agent 007, licence to win"
or,
"I'm not happy to see you, this is just a gun in my hand!" Todt talking to Ron
or,
"Copy our stuff again and I'll give you something to look at real close and personal like!" Todt waving gun at Newey
or,
"This gun is no good, all ferrari weapons are supposed to be red!" Todt
or,
"OK hold it right there Ronny! You're such tight wad! This time you're not getting away with it. When are you going to put some money towards buying Bernie a birthday card?!" Todt talking to the prince of clowns
or,
"Tell Flavio I found his gun, I think he'll need it... if his cars do any worse he'll have to have them shot!" Todt talking to his assistant
or,
"Ok take it nice and easy and step back from the car... no sudden movements, we don't want to do anything silly... keep your hands where I can see them... this way no one will get hurt!" Todt talking to Montoya


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