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There Was A Young Schumacher
There was a young Schumacher
Who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why
he swallowed that fly.
Perhaps he'll win.
There was a young Schumacher
Who swallowed a spider,
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside him.
He swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
he swallowed that fly.
Perhaps he'll win.
There was a young Schumacher
Who swallowed a bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
He swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside him.
He swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
he swallowed that fly.
Perhaps he'll win.
There was a young Schumacher
Who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
He swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
He swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside him.
He swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
he swallowed that fly.
Perhaps he'll win.
There was a young Schumacher
Who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! to swallow a dog.
He swallowed the dog
To catch the cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
He swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
He swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside him.
He swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
he swallowed that fly.
Perhaps he'll win.
There was a young Schumacher
Who swallowed a goat.
Just opened his throat, and swallowed a goat.
He swallowed the goat
To catch the dog.
What a hog! to swallow a dog.
He swallowed the dog
To catch the cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
He swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
He swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside him.
He swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
he swallowed that fly.
Perhaps he'll win.
There was a young Schumacher
Who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how he swallowed a cow.
He swallowed the cow
To catch the goat.
Just opened his throat, and swallowed a goat.
He swallowed the goat
To catch the dog.
What a hog! to swallow a dog.
He swallowed the dog
To catch the cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
He swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
He swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside him.
He swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
he swallowed that fly.
Perhaps he'll win.
There was a young Schumacher
Who swallowed a horse
He's dead of course, he swallowed a horse.
He swallowed the horse
To catch the cow.
I don't know how he swallowed a cow.
He swallowed the cow
To catch the goat.
Just opened his throat, and swallowed a goat.
He swallowed the goat
To catch the dog.
What a hog! to swallow a dog.
He swallowed the dog
To catch the cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
He swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
He swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside him.
He swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
he swallowed that fly.
Perhaps he'll win.
Well yes of course!
