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Totally Blind Date
"Welcome to Totally Blind Date!" Bernie
"Tonights contestant are..." Bernie
"Contestant number 1, his name is Norby and he likes pizza" Bernie
"Contestant number 2, his name is DC and he likes stalling" Bernie
"Contestant number 3, his name is Montoya and he like bouncing off walls"
Bernie
"Tonights star contestant..." Bernie
"JV and he likes hitting walls too" Bernie
"Looks like we've got a hot one tonight... Ok JV Ask away" Bernie
"Ok this question is for number... 2. OK how would you show me a good time?"
JV
"I'd have to ask Ron about that... er... good time??? Don't know what that
is... er... can I get back to you on that?" DC suffering brain fade
"Ok this question is for number... 1. Same question"
"Hello Baby! Well after having some pizza I'd have another pizza and then
maybe order us some pizza and then maybe even have an after pizza pizza and
then top it all off with a pizza, and if after we get it on we get a little
hungry I'll order a pizza" Norby munching on a pizza
"Ok this question is for number... 3. Same question"
"OK! I'll sweep you of your feet and take you for a whirlwind drive of
your life. I'll drive around in circles and get you dizzy, then after a few
minutes I'll hit you into the nearest wall and make the earth move for you!"
Montoya making stearing movements with his hands
"Right JV, now's time to make your choice. Will it be contestant number
1 who says he's gonna take the pizza, or contestant number 2 who doesn't know
where he is, or contestant number 3 who's totally mad?" Bernie
"It's a hard choice... it's gonna have to be contestant number 3, coz he's
the man of my dreams" JV
"OK now let's see where you will be going on your Totally Blind Date...
you'll be going on a weekend driving holiday in monaco... have fun" Bernie
with a worried look on his face
"YAHOO! Monaco here we come!" JV & Montoya the happy couple
"Quick alert the monaco authorities... tell them montoya's coming... again!"
Bernie yelling to an assistant
