Whazzup B?!

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Whazzup B?!

Shumy: *holding a beer bottle by the neck while lounging on the couch and watching the Qualifiers **the phone next the couch starts to ring and Shumy answers it* "Hello?"

Ruby: *is sitting in a reclining chair with a beer watching the same Qualifiers * "Hey, Wazzup?"

Shumy: "Nothing B; just watchin' the Qualifiers, havin' a bud, Wazzup with you?"

Ruby: *sounds bored* "Nothing; watchin' the Qualifiers and havin' a bud."

Shumy: "True.............. True..............."

Todt: *comes marching through the door of the garage wearing a red jersey* "Waaaazzzzzzzuuuuuup?"

Shumy: *not even turning his head back to look at Todt* "Waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppp."

Ruby: *is curious of the person he hears across the other line* "Who's that?"

Shumy: *turns his head back slightly to shout to Todt* "Yo! Go pick up the phone!"

Todt: *walks to the other half of the garage and picks up the phone that is hanging on the wall* "Hello?"

Ruby: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuup?"

Todt: *is getting quite hyper* "Waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuup?"

Todt: "Yo, where's Ross?"

Ruby: *still lounging back in his chair**yells up to the pit wall* "HEY!"

Ross: *is sitting at his computer typing something when he hears Ruby's call from below**he picks up the phone next to his computer**talks in his normal monotone* "Hello?"

Todt: *has a very happy tone to his voice* "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?"

Ross: *gets a little bit of cheer in his deep voice* "Waaaazzzzzuuuuuuup?"

Ruby: *sticks his tounge* "Nyeh!"

*all the Team make laughing-type sounds*

Todt: *hears the garage intercom next to the door ring* "Yo, hold on." *Todt presses the button on the intercom* "Hello?"

Tifosi: *are standing outside the garage holding lots of beer**they cheer* "Waaaaaaaasssssuuuup!"

*all make funny noises that resemble the word "Wazzup"**the noises all die down and all the Team except for Shumy and Ruby hang up there phones*

Shumy: "So what's up B?"

Ruby: "Watching the Qualifiers, having a bud...."

Shumy: "True............ True..........."

Laughter Feeds The Soul!