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You Do Nothing But Test Test Test 2
Jag test new power unit...
The tow truck!
In a vane attempt to increase speed...
Gunty shows irvine some leg...
"Eeeeewwww! Oh Christ no!"
Which sadly has the opposite effect!
Jag concerns...
"Between you and me I think nikki has a serious problem!"
"What, his bloody red hat?"
"No, his other problem... I really think he's starting to lose it!"
"He introduced me to his best and only friend the other day."
"What's wrong with that?
"Nothing really..."
"Just it was a f*cking gas cylinder!"
Mr twitchy goes to market...
"OK did anyone follow you?"
"ER nope!"
"Does anyone know you're here?"
"ER nope!"
"Did you tell anyone of this meeting?"
"ER nope!"
"OK I've got a car to unload, are you interested?"
"ER nope!"
"What's wrong lost your bottle?"
"ER nope!"
"Price too much, we can always come to an arrangement?"
"ER nope!"
"So what is it then?"
"Well one I was on my way toilets, when you ambushed me and started asking me 20 questions.... and two if its the same car I think it is, you can bloody well keep it!"
"What if I pay you to take it away, how's that?"
"Do I get mats?"
"You drive a hard bargain, but its a deal... shake?"
"ER nope!"
"What the f*ck's wrong now?"
"I want a radio and 3 years warranty, parts and labour!"
"Look are you taking the piss?!"
"Well you bloody started it!"
Nikki calls on a "friend"
"Hello you old sod, what you doing in these parts?" max
"Just passing through and thought I'd pay you a visit" nikki
"Still wearing that god awful hat still I see!" max
"Well funny you should say that, I was going to come ask you for a favour!" nikki
"What's that then, don't go asking me for any rule changes, coz I won't have any of it... you know me its has to be hypocritically stupid or not at all!" max
"No nothing like that I just wanted to ask you to buy me a new one!" nikki
"La La La La I'm not listening La La La!" max
"See times are hard over at jag and what with the new car being a total turd, I'm strapped for cash!" nikki
"La La La La I'm still not listening La La La!" max
"That's exactly what bernie said, till I roasted his nuts with a blow torch!" nikki
"ER you were saying?" max
"A couple of million should do the trick!" nikki
Minardi show their critics where its at...
"It's right here b*tch!"
Ferrari man tempted over to the banana side...
Well almost... well not even close to tell the truth.
"Hey sonny want a banana?!"
"Stop taking the piss monkey boy and go tell eddie to go stick it in his ear!"
Banana dietary problems hit a new low...
"PPPAAAAARRRRPPPPP!!!" banana butt
"Shit, that banana liquid diet is playing merry hell with my bowels.... at this rate I'll have to empty my pants before I even get into the car, let alone crash it into my team mate... now there's a real pant filler!"
Monty wonty is a little wickle boy
And like all little wickle boys, he gets bored...
And when he gets bored, he gets bad...
And when he gets bad, he doesn't listen...
And when he doesn't listen, BMW's die!!!
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